Good Reason To Vape #3: It's safer than Canada

Vaping... safer than Canada

Seriously, I don't know what's up with that, but if you vape and are in the market for life insurance, it's something you may run across. Most insurance companies treat vaping just like they treat smoking... a fact which boggles the mind and makes one wonder what they are passing off as logic. Of course, most of us aren't interested in paying an exorbitant smokers premium, which means that we aren't interested in most insurance companies. so we keep looking for that rare company that recognizes the difference between the 450,000 U.S. deaths attributed to cigarette smoking each year... and the 0 deaths attributed to vaping. Eventually we find that mythical vape friendly company. and then it happens. there are conditions. No existing cancer, no existing heart disease, and no recent or planed trips to Canada.

Canada

Because...? how many deaths are attributed to Canada each year? Maybe it's not actually Canada, maybe it's something about crossing the Canadian boarder, or it could be Canadian Mounties or maple syrup or, well, I don't know, but whatever it is, vaping is safer. And that's something, right? So next time someone gets all up in your face about vaping, you just look them straight in the eyes and tell them that Vaping is safer than Canada! They won't take you seriously, but it may confuse them for a moment or two.